"MY PENIS IS GROWING EVERY SECOND:" So what important lessons did we learn from Donald Trump's alleged televised MBA this week? Red pants look good on no one, especially when accompanied by spats. Canes are not a particularly appropriate fashion accessory. Raj may, in fact, be the new Sam. Choosing a "fruity-tooty" name for your company will not endear yourself to the Donald. Just because a product name rhymes does not make it a good idea. Carolyn Kepcher still rules. Yep, "The Apprentice" is back, and it still doesn't suck.
More shockingly, neither does "Joey," though I suspect LeBlanc's "so, so stupid" routine will wear thin quickly, and the supporting cast isn't nearly as sharp as the one Kelsey Grammer benefited from on "Frasier." Anything that gets Jennifer Coolidge on TV sets, though, is A-OK with me, and Drea De Matteo is showing something of a gift for comedy. I'm worried about the "sexy neighbor" character, though, given that she's helplessly generic thus far.